So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My friend texted me “I was on the subway and I looked down and…”
HE’S SO EMBARRASSED HE HID BEHIND HIS FOOD BOWL
Sam Winchester eats Jam.
Sam Winchester sends junk mail
Sam Winchester retains water
Sam Winchester has 3 finals tomorrow
Sam Winchester eats seafood.
Sam Winchester neglects his chlidren.
you did not
did u just?
look how fucking done sam is omg
do you ever just
I just want some to edit this so it’s like Dean curiously peeking into homosexuality like “oo what this?” And then being like “Oh this is nice! Cas come join me in here!”